No, John. You are the demons.
Hello there, welcome to my inaugural post to my first blog.
I guess I should explain why I am starting a blog in the first place. First of all, I have opinions, and dammit, I want other people to listen to what I have to say. Secondly, I want to put myself out there so people can see how full of flaws I am, and in due time I can work on bettering myself, using my e-shame to leverage my self-improvement.And finally, as I am a moderately cultured tech person, I can use this blog to post some helpful hints that, in turn, other people can find by the power of Google and hopefully help them with the same issues.
In short, I am seeking to better myself, and hopefully help others in the process, in my own not-very-articulate fashion. Hey, at least I know how to spell.
New things I learned today:
1. How to Crudely stitch up a rip in my jeans with a piece of rigid wire. When that falls out, I will upgrade to staples.
2. Thieves often break into your house to get your car keys, which I’m not sure is really dumb or rather smart.
3. Setting up a Wordpress blog.
Big thanks go out to my girlfriend for all of her support through pretty much everything in my life. Also a little shoutout to Random, who owns this domain that I am feeding from like the most vile of parasites. If I don’t post regularly, please feel free to harass me to do so.